theHead

What the fuck is happening?

This week, Iran’s defense minister declares that Russia is sending a powerful missile to Iran. By delivery, I mean. Now, the
Russia’s Federal Military-Technical Cooperation Service is denying it.

Iran’s defense minister had said earlier this week that Russia was preparing to equip Iran with the S-300 missile system, which would dramatically increase the country’s ability to repel an attack.

But Russia’s Federal Military-Technical Cooperation Service denied the claim in a brief statement.

I thought about this scenario:

They actually did deliver the missile, and now they’re trying to make us that nothing happened:

Iran’s defense minister: Hei Russia’s Federal Military-Technical Cooperation Service, guess what?
RFMTCS: What dude?
Iran’s defense minister: I’ve just told everyone that you’re sending us really powerfull weapons. We’re back on the headlines, eh?
RFMTCS: Wtf? Why did you do that? We’re fucked.
Iran’s defense minister: My bad…
RFMTCS: OK, OK, I know what to do, and I’ve got a genius plan: Im going to tell the world that… we didn’t.
Iran’s defense minister: Shit man, never thought about that. You should do that right now, I’m going to act like nothing happened.
RMFTCS: Good. Lemme go announce the World.

And I’m all like: “Shit, I barely got some sleep since I’ve heard that Iran is receiving some highly anti-aircraft missile. But now it’s all good, Russia denied it, thank God! This was so hardcore, I think I’m going to take a dump, just to celebrate that the world is a safer place now.”

Or, maybe because in Iran they don’t speak Russian, and in Russia they don’t speak Persian, there was a misunderstanding: Russia said that they’re going to BOMB Iran, but those assholes thought that they’re getting a Christmas present; so they went down to a local internet cafe, talked to the journalists on mIRC and asked them to spread the news.

Here’s the CNN report on this.