theHead

No, you can’t actually do that with your tongue.

Our lives are being stolen away from us.
Our country’s histories, our family trees, even our super secret favorite outrageous thing we thought only we liked.
Our dream kiss - Spider man.
Our perfect outfit - Sex and the City.
Perfect teenage years - American Pie.
Our current teenage years - Napoleon Dynamite (ok, fine… half of Cinderella Story)

-Dude, this awesome thing happened to me yesterday night! There was this chick, right, at this party…
-Hallmark all over again… @_@

Anything mildly close to an emotional fantabulous thing that you think is a once in a lifetime experience, must have happened to some zit-free, bald, punk actors in a few drama filled psychological impressive 8.1 imdb movies.
Because nothing worth mentioning is ever going to happen to you if you live in a small town, in a medium sized country, even if you’d be the last one standing after a great explosion/ disease/ brainwash would occur, toxic waste would genetically alter beings in your proximity, war would bring those around you to realize what love actually means, if you would be made out of cartoons….aliens, candy lands etc.
Nothing.

And why this?
Either because everything already happened and has been spoken about. Even things that haven’t happened yet.
Either because whatever has happened to you isn’t interesting enough to be spread worldwide.
Either because we live our lives after what already happened in movies before us.

Why else?

Because people refuse to adopt a new way of thinking to which a new style of entertainment could be adapted.

And that, my friends, is why Poseidon will never be as good as Titanic.